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Reply #15: Mar 27, 2013 12:22 pm

Think no one cares about you? Try missing a couple of payments.
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Reply #16: Mar 27, 2013 02:32 pm

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Reply #19: Mar 27, 2013 08:42 pm

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

 "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

 "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

 "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

 "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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Reply #20: Mar 27, 2013 08:59 pm

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Reply #21: Mar 28, 2013 06:20 am

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Reply #22: Mar 28, 2013 11:18 am

A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
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Reply #23: Mar 28, 2013 11:32 am

From today on 90% of my monetary capital will be devided between the population in need!  dance2 boogie clap

Bill Gates


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Reply #24: Mar 28, 2013 07:27 pm

here's my favorite, a story/joke told by a priest:

after their respective mass three priests went into their rooms with collection/donations from church goers....


Priest 1 (draws a cricle on the floor and prayed)

My God here are your flocks donations; ill throw them up n the air and when it drops,
EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE CIRCLE IS YOURS AND WHATS INSIDE IS MINE

Priest 2 (draws a circle on the floor and prayed)

My God here are your flocks donations; ill throw them up n the air and when it drops,
EVERYTHING INSIDE THE CIRCLE IS YOURS AND WHATS OUTSIDE IS MINE

this makes priest 2 richer as  there will be a lot more money outside the circle!

Priest 3 (draws a circle on the floor and prayed)

My God here are your flocks donations; ill throw them up in the air and
whatever you want take it and whatever drops to the ground is mine!
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Reply #25: Mar 29, 2013 01:25 am

I want to eat your 2$  Cool

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Reply #26: Mar 29, 2013 07:33 am

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Shoot me a PM if you need Help!!!

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Reply #27: Mar 29, 2013 08:35 am

The best joke on money  rofl

What do Women Want

That's all Women want....


...normal simple ring







...small wedding party







...honeymoon at any place







...small house for the kids to run around






...lovely children






...husband is a family man






...but work hard








...small car for shopping






...another car for kids







...some collections







...shoes for each occasion







...some nice outfits







...a bit of cosmetics






...a bit of makeup








...overseas trip once a year





...more often on domestic trips






...dinners








... Presents occasionally





...finally, some securities.




Excellent wishes !!!! What about the Climax...
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Final Stage of Husband after fulfilling those things !!




Final Stage of Husband after fulfilling those things !!





LOL it was really hard to pick one winner here as thr were some good entries, I think this one is the winner here,
PM me your payment details.
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Reply #28: Mar 29, 2013 09:48 am

Thanks Mak. I am so happy I won.  boogie boogie boogie
 
I PMed you my payment details.
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Reply #29: Mar 29, 2013 11:07 am

congrats  thumbs up
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